• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I am not making this up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Making up with Tru
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Map Making
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• Making the Movies IX Utilising Country Estates for Motion Picture Plays
• Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
• Making of a skull collector
• Snow, blossom, and the making of presidents
• face up
• Running up that Hill (A Deal with God)
• light up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Inching up at a red light
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• mixing IC and OOC up in the code of computer-based RPG
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• picking up garbage
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Line Up
• How to set up a formal table
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Ego up against the wall
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Up and at 'em
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Up Pompeii
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• How to liven up a party
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Wrapt up in warm flannel
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Bringing Up Buster
• up yours (user)
• your name, once I wake up
• watching the sun come up
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• Back Up My Vars (superdoc)
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Defying Gravity : The Making of Newton
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• The Making of Star Trek
• Making band pass / band stop filters
• A hand making promises
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Start making sense
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• It's grim up north
• Totally feathered up and living on the dub side
• cough up a lung
• level up
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Kicking up leaves as we walk along
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Up a Tree
• ups (user)
• bowed up
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Curled up on the brown carpet together, jewels in squalor
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Roll Up the Rim to Win
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Suck up
• stood up
• I woke up in occupied America.
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• Things NOT to do whilst making Salsa
• Making the Movies Preface
• Making the Movies XXVI The Irregulars of Filmdom
• The Making of the President 1972
• Up
• Grown up
• wake up in a dumpster
• locked up
• Louse up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• My job is cleaning up dust
• Hands Up!
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• When I Grow Up
• Tune Up #2
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• blow up in your face
• made up of wires
• Hurry up and wait
• back up
• Heads Up 7up
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Put up or shut up
• The things you own end up owning you
• Up To Here
• knock up
• My beat up old Offspring tape

If you Log in you could create a "I'm not making this up." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.