• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Nobody sends snail mail anymore
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Knifin' Around
• Twice Around
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• fool around
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• Around the Coyote
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Getting around in Japan
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• I just follow the sun around
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I was not sleeping anymore
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• gonna walk around (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• We don't fly there anymore
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• Sending cash through the mail
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• The Shop Around the Corner
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Around the Fur
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I'm Losing You
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• around
• Answer: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• eight hands around
• the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Mailing personal effects around the world
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• IM
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• just kidding
• positive anymore speech
• i can't love you anymore
• running around in circles
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Alligators All Around
• Beat around the bush
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• Cooking Conversion Table
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken

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