• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Talk About Suffering
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• When to talk about religion
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• You, standing
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Let's talk about that
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not talking about
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• So why talk about politics now
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I'm glad you're here.
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I'm Still Here
• Can We Talk About This?
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talk About the Passion
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Talk about the weather
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm just here for the candy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm so tough
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Talk of the Nation
• Talk show host
• we have to talk
• How to talk to a quiet person
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Haiku about kleenices
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Think About Mutation
• Japanese Words About Gardens S
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't feel the same way about you
• What dogs dream about
• How To Think About God
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The children of Palestine
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Talking about history with Konzee
• Books about Japan
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• A Thought about Vampires
• The Story About Success
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Ewww, icky boob job!
• Do you work here?
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Here is how to make flame sing
• here goes nothing
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• heres johnny (user)
• Still here (user)
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Here's the Story
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I know more when I'm alone
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm on a bus
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a Mountain
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm looking for a friend
• That's just crazy talk
• When night taught you to let light talk
• Straight Talk on Dungeons and Dragons
• i dont talk like this in real life
• See a man about a dog
• Things you should know about King James
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• i had a dream about the future
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Truth About Microsoft Instructor-Led Courses
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• de Broglie's explanation of Bohr's assumption about angular momentum
• About 2 Squares
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Two stories about a wedding band
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• a little bit about sam
• The extroverted feeler learns about "bad strangers"
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• You're so come here go away
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• entityof here (user)
• I Hate it Here
• Anything I put here is going to sound pretentious (stylesheet)
• seriously need an updated node here
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a luser
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do

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