Findings:
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm going to be a Dad
- trying to be a feminist
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- It's not supposed to be anything
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Trying to be friends
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- You're too good to be human
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- lost, or trying to be
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- Trying desperately to be cool
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Be human
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- She was too beautiful to be human
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- They Might Be Giants
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- No one can be totally logical
- Should I be sorry?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- That would be me
- The television will not be revolutionized
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- If It Be True
- OBAFGKM
- I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
- Be the subject
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- to be honest
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Kid, be a kid
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- Be Still
- needto be (user)
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- it would be hilarious if only
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Let us be our own pornographers
- Death It Be
- This statement cannot be proven
- Too good to be true
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- To be rich is glorious
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Things that could be
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Laundry should be free
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- The end will be a sellout
- AI should be our top priority.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
- A fine time to be in the Army
- The Be Good Tanyas
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- The page cannot be displayed
- Darkness Be My Friend
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- When shall I be free?
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Maybe tomorrow we'll be on that plane.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
- be's
- She could be a businesswoman
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- Be yourself
- Let It Be
- play dumb
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- it'll be on the test
- You might be a moogle...
- It's OK to be a healthy geek
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Here be Cows
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- So you want to be a waitress
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Women who are bred to be ornaments
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Where's the kaboom?
- Be a Great You
- Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- I used to be that girl.
- to be scored
- Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
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