Findings:

• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm just here for the candy
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a stranger here myself
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Home
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• What's going on here?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm Still Here
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm glad you're here.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• i'm here. are you here?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going
• What's Going On
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I was going to marry Marty
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Hey, how's it going?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• going forward
• The Going
• Going out with a bang
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Going Underground
• going meta
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going Overboard
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going on a Picnic
• Going There
• My First Resort
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Get your juices going
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• This was not my going away party
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• Going home
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Going for the One
• The joy of going to war
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Going For A Song
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Going Amazonian
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• There's Something Going On
• Going to a ska show
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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