• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• going
• Hey, how's it going?
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going For It
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• I'm Losing You
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• Being a dickhead
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm flier than a seagull
• anywhere (user)
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Going to spend a penny
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Going home
• You're going home in an ambulance
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm not what you think
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Going to Fukuoka
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• I am going to die
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• IM
• So. Central Rain
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm a
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• HEY im cool (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm not a dick.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• Strike anywhere matches
• What's Going On
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Going Away
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The Going Of The Battery
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a part of this world
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• well im sure (user)
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm no Socrates
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• When are you going to stop running?
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Going nonlinear
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm an Addict
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I was going to marry Marty
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going on a Picnic
• Going A-Travelling
• There's Something Going On
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle

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