• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Reuptake is not enough to set you free
• Colours Are Not Enough
• Love is Enough
• Getting old while programming
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• Getting rid of tree stumps
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Paid to be nice
• close enough to perfect
• Enough to fill the Albert Hall
• Love enough for us both
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Getting my wisdom teeth pulled
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Getting yelled at on the subway
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Training for a marathon
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Close enough for government work
• There are not enough hours in the day
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Getting Jesus
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• Getting you and your nodes noticed
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• It's Hard Enough
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Getting lost on NJ's highway systems
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• Almost getting cut from the team
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm looking for a friend
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Time Enough for Love
• Enough with the high heels already
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Enough of This Teacher!
• Getting to know you nodes
• Getting emotional over sporting events
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• Getting tea in Boston
• Getting dumped
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Save enough energy for the escape
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Speeding without getting a ticket
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Exactly Where I'm At
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit

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