Findings:
- Being a dickhead
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Stoned music memories
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Questions we use to test men
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- BQN: Question of use.
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Behold, from the land of the farther suns
- From the Earth to the Moon: 9: The Question of the Powders
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Good from far, but far from good
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- DMV Driving Permit Test
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't be an IM phantom
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- not running from, but going to
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I'm From New Jersey
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I come from the land of burning books
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Sample questions from the MCAS
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- I'm not racist but...
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Center for Land Use Interpretation
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Don't use the handicapped stall
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- the Question Question
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Strawberry milk (user)
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- blue strawberry
- Don't You Hate
- fair use
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Ruling limiting police use of pepper spray
- people who don't exist
- The bowl in the cupboard that nobody uses
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Magical uses of spittle
- Jedi excuse
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
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