Findings:
- Being a dickhead
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Stoned music memories
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- not running from, but going to
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Leaving nothing but questions
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- /but what was the question?
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Good from far, but far from good
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- but don't take my word for it
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
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