Findings:
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Stoned music memories
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Being a dickhead
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Sample questions from the MCAS
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm not racist but...
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Questions we use to test men
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- but don't take my word for it
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- BQN: Question of use.
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- From the Earth to the Moon: 9: The Question of the Powders
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Behold, from the land of the farther suns
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Good from far, but far from good
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I come from the land of burning books
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- Center for Land Use Interpretation
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- Don't take candy from strangers
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- DMV Driving Permit Test
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
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