Findings:
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Stoned music memories
- Being a dickhead
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Behold, from the land of the farther suns
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- not running from, but going to
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Don't take candy from strangers
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I come from the land of burning books
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- real hackers don't use variable types
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I'm not racist but...
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- DMV Driving Permit Test
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm From New Jersey
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Don't use the handicapped stall
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- Sample questions from the MCAS
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Center for Land Use Interpretation
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Good from far, but far from good
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- From the Earth to the Moon: 9: The Question of the Powders
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- but don't take my word for it
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- Questions we use to test men
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
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