• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• well im sure (user)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm feeling lucky
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When you wake up feeling old
• Purest Feeling
• Once More With Feeling
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• The rain that came today
• The World Today
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• gravity well
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• infinite potential well
• You use chopsticks very well
• Wells
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• up the gravity well
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Men have feelings too
• Once More, With Feeling
• These Abstract Feelings
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• USA Today
• Today I buried my grandma
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The Today Programme
• Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
• I had pleasant times as well
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• might as well
• Drake's Well
• potential well
• well (user)
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Since feeling is first
• A hollow feeling
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Remember Today
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Wells (user)
• shake well
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• We'll Meet Again
• The Goose Girl At The Well
• The Well at the World's End
• Things That Don't End Well
• Opinions are not feelings
• Eating words and feeling no pain
• lifelike feeling
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• today, a moment of understanding
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• The weather is moving the wrong way today.
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• Of course we had it tough
• Mr. Wells (user)
• Well? Which way to the light?
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Wells Cathedral
• Sexism is alive and well on Madison Avenue
• down the gravity well
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• Feelings
• I have a bad feeling about this
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• darkening labyrinths of feeling
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• Read Sexy Comix Today!

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