• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• This was not my going away party
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When she was bad
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm Going Home
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I was going to marry Marty
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Your husband was a great man
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• what once I was
• badd attitude
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Really Bad Compression
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• it's just bad nerves
• Bad Days
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Revenge is bad
• Bad jokes and the nature of racism
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• graceness is hotness. discuss
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Five is both even and odd
• Even Johansen
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Where are you going?
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Thumbs Up going down
• It's going to be fine
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Going Hulk status
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm pregnant
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm not Greg
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Lando was supposed to die
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• it was my birthday
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• i think it was (user)
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Bad hair day
• bad at math
• bad form
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Why is it bad to compliment a woman's breasts?

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