• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not talking about
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm crying and I can't stop
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• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• the one about the teddy bears
• Things everyone should know about cars
• 10 Misconceptions about Internet Graphic Design
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• This song I wrote about Sheila
• 10 Coolest Things About NJ
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• a story about the electrostatic force
• The Incredible Truth about Ludwig, the Frog and the Cheesecake
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Think about you
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• Statements about number are statements about concepts
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• crying on cue
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• They think I'm a god
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
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• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
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• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm such a philistine
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Porn industry
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• forgetting about real charisma
• stories about strangers
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Online information about breastfeeding for parents
• facts about capital punishment
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• A debate about the possible merit and value of graffito tagging
• Smiling about memories
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Sorry about my friend
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about brains
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Let go and forget about it
• Another story about Mia
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• messing about
• what's perfect about fall
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• It's not about choice
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• thinking about thinking
• When you think about smoking
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I need a writeup about peonies
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• See a man about a horse
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Thing about Canada
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• What you really need to know about Everything
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• About Facts (user)
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• The truth about life
• Bad Girls think about it
• shattered earth crying cast dead lust glow
• No use crying over spilt milk
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to kill you

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