Findings:
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
- Things people put up their butts
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- People just expect things from me
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- keep away from children
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm just here for the candy
- i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm Just Me (user)
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- we can all just be around other people
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm not racist but...
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm just sayin'
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Slower traffic : Keep right fuckers
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- i'm just a girl
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- CA(1982): Rights of the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- a just cause
- Operation Just Cause
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- keep the depression away
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I like women with shaved heads
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Her hair, tangled
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- just right
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Things you give people that they keep
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- They just kind of went away
- Keep Right
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
- we just can't give 'em away!
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Just Cause
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- keep away
- Right to keep armed bears
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Keep us away from us
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- right to keep and bear arms
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Being a dickhead
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- I'm running away to Alaska
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- And then I will just slip away
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Slower traffic keep right
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
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