• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• everyone else is asleep
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• Everyone else (user)
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Everyone else is doing it
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Weird Wars
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Everyone's code sucks
• So. Central Rain
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Holding You
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm good for it.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• normal space
• Position Normal
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Jesus versus everyone
• together everyone accomplishes more
• I'm Losing You
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not Greg
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm No Fool
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Because I'm an adult
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I'm no Socrates
• normal series
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• Weird State Laws
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies

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