Findings:

• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• The Delusional Is No Longer Marginal
• You are no longer someone's first
• I'm no good at enigmas
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• My life may no longer be my own
• I'm fine no really
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• HP is no longer an engineering company
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Im No Writer (user)
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm no Socrates
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm No Fool
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• No Longer, Orpheus
• This poem can be put off no longer
• No longer in my list of names
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• Beneath the shadows of buildings no longer tall
• I'm no Whitman...
• I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• I am no longer the youngest
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• appeal no longer urgent
• I can no longer tell you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• you no longer denied me
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• No Longer Human
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• now that I am no longer
• Pokémon are no longer mythical
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Angel
• Constipate
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex

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