• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't wait up for me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Shut up and cover the pie
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked up ways to die
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Aw, shut up!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• "Shut up," he explained
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Sweep me up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Shut up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• let me grow up
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Fuck me harder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Bitch set me up!
• Fuck me boots
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Shut up and jump
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You Fucked Up!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Hit me up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Fuck me
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• fuck you pay me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• fuck me and marry me young
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Break me. I'm elated.
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• Put up or shut up
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag

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