Findings:
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Shut The Fuck Up
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- People have fucked up before
- let me grow up
- Sweep me up
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- Wanting to shut up forever
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- fuck up
- She Fucks Me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Ken Lay
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- fuck me and marry me young
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Bitch set me up!
- Put up or shut up
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- fuck you pay me
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Shut up, wesley!
- Fuck me harder
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Hit me up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Shut up and cover the pie
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Aw, shut up!
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Fucked up ways to die
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- "Shut up," he explained
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
- Shut up, Little Man!
- Fuck me boots
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Wake Me Up When September Ends
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Fucked Up
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Shut up
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Don't wait up for me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- You Fucked Up!
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- Shut up and jump
- Fuck me
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Tell Me What
- Just Me (user)
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Look with me at the stars
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- My cat is ding dong ditching me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- So help me God
- Me and the Devil
- She only wants me for tech support
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Do-Do for Me
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Don't send me roses
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Carl and me
If you Log in you could create a "I'm me, it's true. Shut the fuck up." node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...