Findings:

• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not drinking any more
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to Disneyland
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going Home
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to be a Dad
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I know more when I'm alone
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• So. Central Rain
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Glad
• 418 I'm a teapot
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Im Elvis (user)
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I walk around when I'm high
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Hands off, I'm special
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
• Mad as Hell: American Dream
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm with the band
• Im-
• I'm not sure
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Losing You
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Raise less corn and more hell
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
• Going back for more
• I'm
• Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• IM
• No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
• Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play

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