• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm going to the moon
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: Oct 10
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm on a bus
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• IM
• So. Central Rain
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm Not Sleeping
• As i'm (user)
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm good for it.
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a part of this world
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm falling apart
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not talking about
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a luser
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm Cute
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• I'm Sas (user)
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• People who are going to hell
• Mad as Hell: American Dream
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm with stupid
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm Alone

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