Findings:

• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know more when I'm alone
• and things we're all too young to know
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Kids that age think they know it all
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• to know all practical things
• mr. know it all (user)
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• know it all (user)
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The city knows I'm leaving
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• All good men are either gay or married
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• clean ALL the things
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm not old enough to love you
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• Do you know me?
• I Know
• I know when the world will end
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• I Know Some Lonely Houses Off the Road
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• What do we know of the outside world?
• You Know You're Right
• Know How, Can Do
• A story about a person I do not know
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• Who can know it?
• lazy bitch (user)
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• No Fun At All
• abandon all hope (user)
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• All Shook Down
• All Is Vanity (user)
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• My girl is all right
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Southern All Stars
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• All About Anna
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Superman For All Seasons
• Resist all the urges
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm letting you go
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm just here for the candy
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I know what you did last summer
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• By their fruits you shall know them
• I don't know what else to do
• Things everyone should know about cars
• I didn't know what to say
• Know your rights
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• she does not know how much I need this
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
• "I love you." "I know."
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• It's my fucking job to know
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• if I had known then what I know now
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• He Who Knows Everything
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• DJ Lazy (user)
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All That Is Good
• All Blues
• All of Me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• sentence with all the letters

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