Findings:
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Your Fan
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Gay, not dead!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm a slasher... of prices!
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm too old for this shit
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- 9 lazy 9
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm bored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm on my last go-round
- Sitz im Leben
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm Rose (user)
- Because I'm an adult
- I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Lazy Shepherds Pie
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm Glad
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm game
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Exactly Where I'm At
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
- The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- Lazy Eddie
- I'm not very cool
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm a luser
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a stranger here myself
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- I'm not scared of your stolen power
- keep an eye on things while i'm gone
- A good programmer is a lazy programmer
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm so tough
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm Holding You
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm the King of the Castle
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm not lovin' it
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- I'm flier than a seagull
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- I'm not sure
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm scared of my car
- I'm feeling lucky
- im in ur base killin ur d00dz
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- I'm doing OK
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- I'm a Mountain
- im da best (user)
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- IM SAFE
- lazy delete
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm falling apart
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm going to the moon
- Zeit im Bild
- I'm such a philistine
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
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