• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm just a bill
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Into two one
• Just one more
• One year, just.
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• To the world you're just one person
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just here for the candy
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• it's just one of those nights..
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• just one second hold (user)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Be a model or just look like one
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Let's get just one thing straight
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Just One Of Those Days
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Just For One (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• The Sickness of Cuchulainn and the One Jealousy of Emer
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket
• The Kindly Ones
• No one can be totally logical
• One of us
• Old Ones
• Today's handy tip: maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• ones complement
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Dark One's Dictionary
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The Wild Colonials
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• One Step
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Relations with other Institutions
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• The Ones That I Worship
• Induced drag
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• How to paste one person's face over another
• UK Number One singles of 1970
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• UK Number One singles of 1996
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to project one vector onto another
• Women want me when I'm taken
• One Dell Way
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• number one with a bullet
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• One settler, one bullet
• Now I'm Nothing
• The Magic Bind - Part One
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• One Winged Angel (user)
• I'm not fucking bored
• One o'Clock Club
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I'm Only Sleeping
• One (user)
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• I'm not what you think
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Let the Right One In
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• One Headlight
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• vanish into thin air
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• If only I could get into her head
• Look Into the Eyeball
• Headlong into the irresistible orbit
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Leading apes into hell
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Notes Assembled into a Loose View of the World
• Saturday into Sunday, observations on eight cabins
• Just because it happened to you
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just friends syndrome
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Just to see what it would be like
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• just right
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals

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