• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I'm Glad
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm glad you're here.
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just a bill
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• It's all just noise
• just to have some human contact
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• just right
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• it's just me (user)
• I just want to be a drummer
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Just For One (user)
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• How I Became Stupid
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm Your Moon
• just friends
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Just drive, man! Drive!
• The Just
• Just how is this arousing?
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• What if heaven is just another door?
• space just isn't for stars
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• My first experiences as a songwriter
• Reasons why George W. Bush became president
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Just say no to TV
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Just So Stories
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• This is just to node
• Have you ever made a just man?
• just silent interception
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Just (user)
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Just Add Monsters
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Just War
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Just Like Snow
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why I never became a Geologist
• Glad (user)
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• Rape committed by women
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• The world's smallest violin playing just for you
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• The publisher is just the middleman
• Just Visiting
• Just a Friend? (user)
• Just A Jack (user)
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• How People Became People
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night

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