• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please, Call me Honky
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Give me a moment, please
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Please God, make me a stone.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Please stop annoying me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• She just looks at me
• Just Me (user)
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• People just expect things from me
• Please Please Me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just don't expect me to understand
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Just call me fluffy
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Please do not bring me flowers
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Someone please kill me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Please help me!
• listen()
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm just a bill
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• ignore me (document)
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• let me speak please (user)
• it's just me (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• please let me in (user)
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm just here for the candy
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• please forgive me (user)
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Please Kill Me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Just Swing It (user)
• Thank you letter to E2 users
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• Linux for Windows Users
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn

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