Findings:

• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm Still Here
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I came out here to remember it all
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm just here for the candy
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• i'm here. are you here?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Were you here at all?
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• After the flood all the colors came out
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I'm pinching your face!
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Losing You
• Im-
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• So. Central Rain
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• pull out all the stops
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• imm
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• maybe everything will work out after all
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Bubblegum coral
• bubblegum (user)
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• It's too crowded out here
• The Wild Colonials
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm sorry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm with the band
• I'm
• I'm not sure
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not drinking any more
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• We all float down here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• All poets like to kick
• we all float around here
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• some say he was never here at all
• kick ass
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• All out
• My mom kicks ass
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Canada Kicks Ass
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Bubblegum Crisis
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• bubblegum pop
• Chew out
• Princess Bubblegum is a sociopath
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• She threw out all my letters
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• IM
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me

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