• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I came out here to remember it all
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm Still Here
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm glad you're here.
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• We all float down here
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• pull out all the stops
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I swear I'm not crazy
• They think I'm a god
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm a programmer (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm No Angel
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Charmed, I'm sure
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• All poets like to kick
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• The Wild Colonials
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar

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