Findings:
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- When I'm at my computer.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm Going Home
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Women want me when I'm taken
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm Going Crazy
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm going to kill you
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm going to Disneyland
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm not very cool
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm not sure
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm bored
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a little tea pot
- Going by the script when talking to people
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm with stupid
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Damn, I'm good.
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm sorry
- I'm Your Fan
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm just a bill
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- My cats think I'm a God
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm gay
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- imm
- I'm with the band
- Im-
- So. Central Rain
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm tired
- I'm Glad
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- How to say "I'm crazy"
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