Findings:

• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Khaled Islambouli
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Know your pets
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Home
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• imm
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm Down
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Holding You
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Kill Your Television
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• How to kill a Sim
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Kill Bill: Volume 2
• How to kill a person with a newspaper
• penalty kill
• going crazy
• going to the dogs
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to The Sun Road
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Keep going. Keep breathing.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not racist but...
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I think I killed it
• Society killed evolution
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Joe DiMaggio killed JFK

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