Findings:

• this is how i'm going to die.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• this is it, we're going to die
• I am going to die
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Die Wasserschlange
• I must die or be better
• die substitution
• Die Please (user)
• Too weird to live, too rare to die
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Hangmen Also Die!
• going down
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Going to spend a penny
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Going for the One
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• What's going to happen next?
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• well im sure (user)
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Where people go when people die
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Die Toten Hosen
• Die Fürsten von Florenz
• Old people die
• Die, Di, Die: The Untold Story of Princess Diana
• My New York will die with me
• Die hard, die kicking, old habit of mine
• die forever22 (user)
• Brainstorming A Good Day to Die Hard
• Are you going to prom?
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• Going to Fukuoka
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going A-Travelling
• Freedonia's going to war
• 13 going on 30
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm not what you think
• im a streat nigger (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Live fast die young leave a good looking corpse
• What happens when we die?
• Die Interimsliebenden
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Die Warzau
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die
• Hope to Die
• Speak English or Die
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Going against the grain
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Going Away
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The Going Of The Battery
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Dies Irae
• We need to watch things die
• Don't let me die nervous
• Die Ziegen
• sine die
• Read or Die
• Die unendliche Geschichte

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