• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going Home
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm going to be a Dad
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• How to beat a lie detector
• Nylon Beat
• The Beat that my Heart Skipped
• Where's Everything going?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• e.e. cummings and goings
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• out like a light
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• DSL is like heroin
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Why I like sex
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Playing guitar is like kissing
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Pretty like fire
• If you don't like it, leave
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Fragile like a falling tear
• Broken like a cheap Barbie
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Life is like a boat
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I like it like that and I know it
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• like a good girl
• redhead (user)
• Bronski Beat
• Fight Club as an extension of the Beat Generation
• Hard To Beat
• Are you going to prom?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• going for a walk in the suburbs
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• like this
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Be a model or just look like one
• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• Time flies like an arrow

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