Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Going Home
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• It's going to be fine
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How it's Going to Be
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Never be rude to an Arab
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• everything is going to be alright
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• very funny money handler
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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