• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm glad I'm white
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm Glad
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm not sure
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.

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