• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm glad I'm white
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• i'm just a girl
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm Glad
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm working on it
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm Alone
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm not sure
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm Afraid
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm scared
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not talking about
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm Still Here
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle

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