Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• We're all doing just fine
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• That's me inside your head
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm just here for the candy
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• It's just the way that he walks
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Just call me fluffy
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I just shot John Lennon
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Just Me (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• He brings me books like flowers
• The day he gave me a lift
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Me and Edith Head
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• People just expect things from me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• just hold me, and let me weep
• it's just me (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• She just looks at me
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I Just Shot a Mime
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• he that is not with me is against me
• He called me Sarah once
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• I have just been shot
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm just sayin'
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• head shot
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Just Let Me Breathe
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• I'm just a bill
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• He loves me, he loves me not

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