Findings:

• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm flier than a seagull
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• definite demise, she soars further, taller, stronger, larger
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Taller Than a Building
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• Finally we are no one
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm looking for a friend
• That's all she wrote
• So then she said
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• What she didn't say
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Mira, she says
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Easier said than done
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals?
• Man is greater than "god"
• Louder Than Love
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• less than stellar
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Murder She Wrote
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She Stoops to Conquer
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• She kills me
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• tetragon, She
• Smallest number greater than 0
• Better him than me
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• The Library Book
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• More than meets the eye
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• he/she
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I am three, she said
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• She Said, She Said
• The day she lost the light
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She wrote the great american napkin
• Something she sees in men, sometimes
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• eternal she
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• than
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Stranger than Paradise
• More than just a song
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• better than 2 (user)
• Television does more than rot your brain
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• finally (user)

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