Findings:

• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• They all lived happily ever after
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• My favorite place I ever lived
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• marry me and you'll be safe
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• You'll Be Back
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Live the greatest story ever told
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• FTL: Faster Than Light
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• Faster than light
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• play dumb
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• All I ever wanted to be
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Rebeca Martinez
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• What can be better than that?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• More to be pitied than scolded
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Now more than ever
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• To do is to be
• Should I be happy?
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode

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