• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All you can eat
• All the Stuff and More...
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Can Count on Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Can you hear me flailing
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Catch Me If You Can
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Could you have danced with me?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• How can an atheist have morals?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• tell me all your reasons
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• How Prom nearly killed me
• What we think we know can kill us
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Know your pets
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Can you hear me knocking?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Dogs that have owned me
• All the fairies have gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Can You Take Me Back
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• All cats have nine tails
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Squash can kill you
• Some flies have all the luck
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• Please Kill Me
• She kills me
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Can I have a light?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm going to kill you
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I will kill you if I can
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The shape of me and other stuff
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You will not remember me at all
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• My paintings are all I have
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• All around me
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Can You Fill Me In?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Nothing can stop me now
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• We are all we have
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• can you get enough of me?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten

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