Findings:
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I'm All You Can Think About
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Know your pets
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- Where have all the poets gone?
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm going to kill you
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- All you can eat
- All the Stuff and More...
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not in love, set me free
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Could you have danced with me?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- kill me now (user)
- Something I Can Never Have
- You can see right through me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Smoking can kill you
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all your faults in me
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Dogs that have owned me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- kill me now_root (category)
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Someone please kill me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- It kills me to watch them go
- Only Jesus can judge me
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- All the fairies have gone
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- You Can Count on Me
- can you get enough of me?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- All cats have nine tails
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- Can you hear me flailing
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Some flies have all the luck
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Catch Me If You Can
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You have no power over me
- Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- when all the white horses have broken free
- What we think we know can kill us
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- kill me (user)
- To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- The shape of me and other stuff
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- You will not remember me at all
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- My paintings are all I have
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Being a dickhead
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Can you hear me knocking?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Can You Take Me Back
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- All around me
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- All of Me
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- all of these people are me
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
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