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• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
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• Can you tell I'm a man?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
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• Best Seller List
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• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Church Can Cost You
• Damn, you can see stars
• Can I watch you read?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Grilling can cause cancer
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can never really escape the fire
• A Lot Can Happen
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
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• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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• Best way to sort in Java
• Your smoking can harm others
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• No one can be totally logical
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How fast can blind people read?
• can touching
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
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• Beggars CAN be choosers
• It can be cold in the dark
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• I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!
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• How to tell she's good looking
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• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can survive anything
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
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• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
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• the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
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• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
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• Ski piss
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
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• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Can You Rip a Memory?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• As Much As You Can
• on a clear disk, you can seek forever
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• Canned Yams (user)
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• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
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• Gas can seeks box of matches
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• plain fiction that i can write myself
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• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• How can Poets Survive
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm a Boy

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