• So you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have any real problems
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I have lost many things, so many
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Cats don't have brakes
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• don't you see what your doing
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Being a dickhead
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I used to have so many dreams
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Baptist jokes
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so tough
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I was doing so well.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You don't have to remember my name
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I'm doing OK
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm so sorry
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Stoned music memories
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I don't have a television set
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Looking Through You
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm a Mountain
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• im da best (user)
• teen drinking
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm looking for a friend
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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