• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Being a dickhead
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Being average is rare
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• On being a tourist in America
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• It sucks not being a bear.
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• you being in love
• It's nice being in shape
• Why I hate being single
• On being a staunch monarchist
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being in love
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Being your own voyeur
• Communism is communist dammit!!
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Being There
• being a kid was great
• she being Brand
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• How to cure being ticklish
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• She is afraid of not being shy
• On being a creature of fantasy and desire
• Dammit Doll
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm no Socrates
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• Being with an older woman
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• All things being equal
• A simple celebration of being alive
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Arriving as a state of being
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Ironic hipsters
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• On being American
• The difference between being naked and nude
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• On being the "other"
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Being short
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• The vices of being a mathematician
• The Folly of Being Comforted
• I am the only being whose doom...
• Blue Line. A Being With.
• being drunk
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday

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