Findings:
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Being a dickhead
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I feel like I'm being watched
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Beings of pure energy
- you being in love
- It's nice being in shape
- Why I hate being single
- On being a staunch monarchist
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being in love
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm letting you go
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- im in your pants_root (category)
- I'm Sas (user)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Being There
- being a kid was great
- she being Brand
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- How to cure being ticklish
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- She is afraid of not being shy
- on being subject(ed) to a created, beautiful universe. in brief.
- imm
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- I'm doing OK
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm 4 JC (user)
- Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Accidental death odds
- Being with an older woman
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
- All things being equal
- A simple celebration of being alive
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- Arriving as a state of being
- Again, dammit!
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Going Home
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm going to the moon
- im not mikey_root (category)
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Are You Being Served?
- World of Being
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- On being American
- The difference between being naked and nude
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- tell me a story about really being undead
- God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm scared of my car
- I'm feeling lucky
- I'm Sas_root (category)
- HI im vik (user)
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Being short
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The vices of being a mathematician
- The Folly of Being Comforted
- I am the only being whose doom...
- Blue Line. A Being With.
- On being a creature of fantasy and desire
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- I'm sorry for your loss
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm not what you think
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- As i'm (user)
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm pregnant, and it's yours
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- being here
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- I Like Being Killed
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm falling apart
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- I'm glad I'm white
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
- Sitz im Leben
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- being close to another person
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Perils of being too good at your job
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The benefits of being single
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- On being a college radio DJ
- The fun of being miserable...or not
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