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• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Pseudo_Intellectual: In Danger of Being Violently "Deported" by an irate Ex-RCMP
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The Wild Colonials
• on being hit by lightning
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Being a dickhead
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Being licked to death by kittens
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• Envelope Protocol
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Rose (user)
• I'm on a diet!
• the dogs of lust
• in love with being in love
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• On being a rock
• For the Time Being
• Being nice
• Mutual Affinities of Organic Beings; Morphology; Embryology; Rudimentary Organs
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Below the waters, history is not being continued
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• By the skin of my teeth
• Baptism by fire
• Murder By Experts
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• When things are known by a brand name
• Fueled By Ramen Records
• death by multimeter
• How to memorize things by pegging
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• For a Book by Thomas Hardy
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Producing Far-Infrared Optics by Injection Molding
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-B
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Planting by the signs
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Whulmed by the Bunning
• Death By Neko_root (category)
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• lightning captured by the sand
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The music crept by us
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• the cloud formed by your breath darkens my sight!
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Less lust from less protein
• On the topic of being alone
• Being born gay
• The curse of being gifted
• disagree without being disagreeable
• Being married to your best friend
• The consequences of being seriously wounded
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• clue by four
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• cheek by jowl
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Identifying a Music Record by the Grooves
• Sensei's recipes
• Fly by Night
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Consumption by the Corporate Cow
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Making the Movies XXVIII Exploring by Motion Pictures
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Other books by Cory Doctorow
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Interviews with Osama bin Laden in 1996 by Robert Fisk
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Stopping By A Hood On A Snowy Evening
• Information cannot be owned
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Manila envelope
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm too old for this shit
• human being
• On Being Human
• Being put on hold
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Being Digital
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• On Being a Whore
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular

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