• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• on being hit by lightning
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being a dickhead
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Being licked to death by kittens
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Pseudo_Intellectual: In Danger of Being Violently "Deported" by an irate Ex-RCMP
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The Wild Colonials
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On being the first person to finish a test
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• It's Lonely Being Only
• You Are Being Lied To
• I was me before being me was cool.
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The Attack by Fire
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• Guilt by Association Law
• Once By The Pacific
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• Stand by Me
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Thoughts overheard by the morning
• leaving by night
• Go By
• Ice sculptures formed by melting snow
• Divide by zero (user)
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Nil by Mouth
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
• hit by pitch
• Ee By Gum, Lord!
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• fly by wire
• Murder by Television
• Pimped by an Angel
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• As suggested by travel guides
• DRIVE BY (user)
• tales told by unlit roads
• much visited by bees (user)
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• saxophone byy (user)
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Evolutionary biology as reflected by analogy in Hindu scripture
• in summer weather - morns that pass by
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• Manila envelope
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Love Vs. Lust
• When you are being sacrificed
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• On Not Being Bob Dylan
• On Not Being Bob Dylan (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• by
• Learning by doing
• Go by hand
• Judging women by their books
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• Looking up a word by its definition
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• death passed him by
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
• Personality is defined by other people
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Hymns by Johnny Cash
• Assaulted by Preschoolers
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Playing by Heart
• Day by Day
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
• tied to electronic reality by the glittering threads of stolen bandwidth
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• little red envelopes
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• sainted with lust
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• being complimentary
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Being Involved
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Audio of Being
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• On being sane in insane places
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• babies being born without brains
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• by hand
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• case by case
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which

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