• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I am a nice person
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I am that person I was watching
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am not a real person
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Half A Person
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• (person) (user)
• I am now a college graduate
• meeting someone in person
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• reformatting hard drives at 2 AM
• Where in the web am I?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am an army of one
• I Am Kloot
• To the eyes of common mortals I am invisible
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I am not a crook
• I am listening to hear where you are
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
• I am no prophet
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Hello, I am a rock
• Ashamed to be Australian
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Missing Persons

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