• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• guy
• computer guy lite
• Guys and Dolls
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Guy Under the Seats
• This Guy (user)
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• That one guy (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Star Trek: The Next Generation
• Loneliness is next to godliness
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Guy Game
• fat guys
• The guy in the van
• Guy Hamilton
• blue eyes hot guys (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• next to impossible
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
• Proof that the greedy algorithm for egyptian fractions terminates
• tough guy
• Dead Guy Ale
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• justa guy (user)
• Mr. Nice Guy
• Four guys in flight suits
• Science Guy (user)
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm flier than a seagull
• The quality of my nodes decreases as I approach the next XP level
• working next to a window
• There are no next lives
• Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• Guys who wear skirts
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• cool guy (user)
• Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
• The guy on the Simpsons that says "Yeeeeessss"
• Orange Guy (user)
• Rich guy (user)
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• i'm everything (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• NeXT Cube
• Generation Next
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 4
• Walterian Creatures: the next step in the Evolution of Intelligence?
• Guy de Maupassant
• You just cut that guy off
• nice guy complex
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How I became the Naked Guy
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Random Guy (user)
• Frigging Guy (user)
• the nice guy (user)
• Fat Guy Stuck In Internet
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The Next Karate Kid
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 5
• next year in Jerusalem

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