Findings:

• I'm not sure
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• well im sure (user)
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• sure
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Creativity is absolutely dependent on boundaries
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• I think I'm in Love with Everything

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