Findings:

• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• drunk dialing
• I'm not very cool
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Drunk and Wondering
• Punch-Drunk Love
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm dead (user)
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Getting depression drunk
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• please i drunk (user)
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm gay
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I was very, very drunk
• drunk barbie (user)
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Keep guns away from drunks
• modern drunk (user)
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Things men want when they're drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single

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