• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'm not fucking bored
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• take a fucking hint (user)
• village idiot
• Idiots and Hammerhead Sharks
• idiot #1 (user)
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• idiots!
• The idiot free zone
• youre an idiot (user)
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Songs About Fucking
• idiot box
• The classroom idiot
• Redundancy in DNA
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm Alone
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Idiot's Delight
• Idiot 2 (user)
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Live Era '87-'93
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• idiot-proof containers
• 'some idiot' rule
• idiots
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• idiot stitch
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• idiosyncratic idiot (user)
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)

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