Findings:

• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• you shoot me honest volumes
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• it's just me (user)
• frell me dead
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• thats me (user)
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• show me the code
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Tell me a story about mains
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• showing the green shoots of recovery
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Auto Shoot counter strike
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Big Me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• far be it from me
• customers don't trust me
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me another lie
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• The Beast within me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person
• The stone that told me
• feline allergies
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• you are magic to me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Join me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Call me Anna
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Wish me luck
• better off with him than here with me
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• E2 egged me on
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• No Weed for Me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• This node was made for you and me
• It's me that you need
• The day he gave me a lift
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave

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