Findings:

• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• idiot-proof containers
• 'some idiot' rule
• idiots
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• idiot stitch
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• idiosyncratic idiot (user)
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Doomsday Cult
• idiots abroad
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The language of a terrified idiot
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Feed the idiot box
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• ToasterLeavings Week - 7 days of random obeisance to an idiot mortal non-god
• Idiot Plot
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• idiot savant
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• disenfranchised idiots
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?

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