• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm Going Home
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to kill you
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• i'm everything (user)
• IMS
• I'm a Mountain
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm running away to Alaska
• Cut me some slack
• I'm with the band
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm Really Into Techno
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Dammit, I'm mad
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Eat Me
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• im in your pants (user)
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Graduating
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• eat me 2000 (user)
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)

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