• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm in one of those moods again
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• young one
• twin halves of one august event
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Trespass - Part One
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• one choice
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• square one
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
• Dark One
• Give one the works
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• The Dark One (user)
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• one brief moment of bliss
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• One more gray hair
• A Cathedral of One
• Things one should do while naked
• Crumar Bit One
• living in one room
• Winter's Tale V.i
• One More Rationalist (user)
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Tango for One Legged People
• Dinner for One
• One Site Unit Training
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• UK Number One singles of 1971
• One Good Turn
• One Minute Silence
• One Global View
• number one with a bullet
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I am an IT Department of One.
• One World, One Dream
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Good Ones From Inside
• One fly amongst many
• Black One
• Wanted: One (1) Respectable Pot Activist
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Tie one on
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Still though the One I Sing
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I am a minority of one
• One should not marry such a maiden
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter nine
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• One Breath
• One more cigarette
• Politics and Porn are one and the same
• That one makes me scream, she said
• One Piece
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Four Seasons in One Day
• School One
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• Who is Number One?
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The Temptation of Gretchen in Goethe's Faust, Part One
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• UK Number One singles of 1998
• Defining science fiction
• One Got Fat
• One last concert in a ruined city
• the only one (user)
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Abraham's favored ones
• Untainted One (user)
• I could have been one of a two
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• The One True Seeker (user)
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No One Gets Left Behind
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• The Terminal Dreams Part One
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Great One

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