• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So happy she drools
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I am so fucking happy
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• iam so happy (user)
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so tough
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• How the US failed in China
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• happy ending
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• The Happy Wanderer
• Not Happy Jan!
• Happy Tree Friends
• Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I told you so
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• you are so tiny
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Why is theater so boring
• Evil is so civilized
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• So, So, Rock-A-By So!
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• The God That Failed
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• happy smiling enlightened recluse
• happy trail
• Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2
• Happy 2b Hardcore
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• So Sue Me
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Me So Horny
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• São Luís
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• So bashful when I spied her
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Useless weapons in science fiction movies
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• So Cold
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• I have failed
• Happy Meal
• Happy Birthday to You
• Happy Mondays
• happy jason (user)
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Happy Halloween
• A happy girl
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• And so, I left
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Thursday is so far away
• just so
• So young and already God is fading
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• So there's this guy
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• EPIC FAIL
• happy hunting ground

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