Findings:

• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm looking for a friend
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it

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